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what’s the point of talking…
yep…
this sounds about right, minus certain interesting and pertinent facts…
it poured….
it’s been raining for days it seems…
i feel on edge
waiting, napoleanic
though he never waited- just conquered
nothing ventured, nothing gained…
patience, not my strong suit
why, oh why do i keep having dreams that i move into a serial killers house
more importantly- why do these dreams not freak me out?
hmmmm….
still raining
but on an excellent note- GOSSIP GIRL tonite…yeah
it’s the nightman….
midweek socially conscious awareness…
makes me feel guilty about my future purchase of new running shoes…
damn global economy
*…*
so freaking awesome!!!!!!
am a genius
From a fan….
Sounds like a working plan.
One question – what exactly is the function of said object? Besides a bright RED box, held together with a nails, drilled holes, and potentially creepy clowns on the outside…I can’t quite wrap my mind around what it is. But that’s because I’m, obviously, thinking inside the…ahem…box.
office equipment can be amusing
it’s a holy flying pig….
scientific fact
twizzlers do make for a nutricious lunch.
i read it somewhere.
i find…
there is a bond when a person inserts their fingers into anothers vagina…
clinically speaking, of course
it is like my cervix opens a portal back to ones youth
where fond memories of underaged binge drinking and urination on the streets of state college
are fondly recalled.
never a dull moment
